INFLUENZA!!!!!!! That's right folks, we have the flu. Complete with puking and 104 degree temps.
That said, it's best not to try and invade our little quarantine until Tuesday or so. If you happen to be one of the very few that we're likely to have visit in the first place. Otherwise, feel free to come and get infected. Chances are we don't like you and won't care if you get sick anyway.
HAVE A F*%KIN' GREAT DAY!
(It has been hinted that I'm not very nice when I'm ill. I remember something involving the words "bitch" and "heinous" but I'm pretty sure I wasn't paying a damn bit of attention at the time.)
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